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20.02.2019, 01:06 | #1 |
Dabei seit: 02/2019
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Nice Guy
I see you have a boyfriend
but consider this he might be a dead end. Not a gentleman like me tipping fedoras and drinking tea. You see this Chad this uncultured swine not like me with my classy shine. I'm just a nice guy trying to make ends meet in this world where Stacies and Chads take the lead. My superior intellect is shown as plain as day please, M'lady, let your feelings sway. Your boyfriend is clearly an asshole is this why your heart he stole? Prison is where he'll be soon after beating you senseless one afternoon (the idiotic baboon). So I ask you this are you truly his? The friendzone is what I'm fighting against my feelings silenced, my advancements denounced. Armed with my fedora and my high IQ, my sharp tongue more powerful than any voodoo. With this arsenal of mine, I will deliver upon your boyfriend a vengeance of my own design. What!? "Stop texting me.", you say? are you truly wishing me away? I knew it! After all a Stacy you are, you just want money and a nice new car. My Clementine I thought you to be, but you're nothing but a shallow whore, I see. So with anger and rage and sorrow I engage. Readying my literary swords I type these words: Don't text me again, bitch. |
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