Feethugging

[Sateb Deis Rhi]

'T was a sunny day in may

when, suddenly, I stepped on clay.



The bee, it seemed, was not amused

and then, oh dear, it really felt

(as if I'd been)

accused.


The bee was slim, my toe was thick

so I was ready for a ...


bit of luck

('t was may, after all).

tick? lick? stick? brick? nick? hick? knick?
Confused,
R

[Sateb Deis Rhi]

Danke, R, aber das muss unergänzt bleiben, wegen der zweiten Ebene der Bedeutung von "bee" und "toe" und der Stellung des Wortes "luck".

Ok, got it,
how clever. luck. Oh no, ***ck. Great, immaculate. Suck,
R
But then, it should be foothugging. Or did she sting twice?

[Sateb Deis Rhi]

Who said there had
only been one bee
on that field of clay
back then,
that sunny day in may...

So they f***ed you,
as only bees could
that day in may,
as only bees would. (oc)
Regards,
R

[Sateb Deis Rhi]

Not only they fucked me but I fucked them as well.

This sentence, Mr. Fuckmockery - be(e)ing able to describe the situation of me as well of that of the bee* -, shows this especially exquisitely:

The bee, it seemed, was not amused

and then, oh dear, it really felt

(as if I'd been)

accused.

*[ignoring contents of the parentheses]

So you fucked two bees,
I think of you well.
May their sweet beings,
buzz off to helll.